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This needs a legal disclaimer, seriously.

Events portrayed in this webcomic are merely fictional, all characters, even those based on real people, are fictional. All the fatties, morons, losers and faggots you see, while based on real life people, are fictional characters.

Go and puke, fatty.

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Your Faith Asplode

16 Aug 2007 02:47 pm

Islam is short for "I slam women into the ground for leaving the house"

Time for an update.

I thought that it was time I had a go at Muslims, seeming as how they are well known for the good nature in which they take criticism of their faith.

So, if any of you people of the Islamic persuasion wish to contact me and discuss matters of a religious nature, I can be contacted at 0414786402 from within Australia, or internationally, +61414786402, where the + represents your local international dialing code.

Please, no bomb threats, I get enough of those.

09 Aug 2007 05:00 am

More webcomics for you!

Seems I managed to pump out some more crap much sooner than I expected. Open wide, fatty!

Actually, this episode semi-makes fun of blacks. While blacks don't command the same levels of ridicules that people of the obese variety do, many a watermelon/fried chicken joke has been made.

Originally I just wanted the first strip of episode 2 to be stand alone, but turned into something else.

My art fucking sucks, so very much.

I fucking hate you, but god hates you more!

I'm not actually religious, I'm atheist, it's just fun to troll religious types.

Next update: MUSLIMS!!!

08 Aug 2007 03:29 pm

You never read the news, do you?

Well, I decided it was time to do a webcomic. Why? Well, I remember having a conversation that went a little like this.

Me: You know, I'm not making this comic to make people laugh or to offend people, I really just want to read the comments I get.

*Long Pause*

Me: So yeah, pretty much just to offend people.

So there you have, I don't really give a shit if you enjoy it or not, but at least have the decency to flame me if you think it's shit and unfunny, which is is. Almost as shit and unfunny as fat people.

Actually, fat people are funny, when they fall down stairs.

Maybe fall isn't the right word...

...

..Plumet.

Yeah, so you probable are thinking now "this guy really hates fat people," and yes indeed, the first comic I've put up points out how fat people are just abhorent corruptions of the human form.

Nice work there, detective fucking Holmes.

I do plan to make fun of other social issues, such as rape, assault, abboriginals, racism, rape, stealing, abboriginals and rape.

Well, I'm off to feed my caffine addiction.

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